A zeeba wuz born and den I eet him. He ded.
Da end!
P.S. DIE ZEEBA, DIE!!!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Da croc messeeg of day
Dear Barack Obama,
I weel give yoos feefty bucks fo the Uniteed States of Amereeca. I want to make dem eento zombee slaves, then make dem feed demselves to me.
Pleez? I weel even geeve yoos feefty hundreed for dem, because i rob bank, so i have eenough money. i hope yoos weel geeve me contree, or me will KEEL!
From, Anoneemouse Croc
Ps- i reely, reely want to eet someone. preferablee hoomun. pleez sell da contree to me.
I weel give yoos feefty bucks fo the Uniteed States of Amereeca. I want to make dem eento zombee slaves, then make dem feed demselves to me.
Pleez? I weel even geeve yoos feefty hundreed for dem, because i rob bank, so i have eenough money. i hope yoos weel geeve me contree, or me will KEEL!
From, Anoneemouse Croc
Ps- i reely, reely want to eet someone. preferablee hoomun. pleez sell da contree to me.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Welcum!
Huloooooooo zeeba frends! If youz is reeding thees, the youz made it to Crockidyle nashun! On dees blog, youz can put up Crockidyle monologs, shair youz fa-vo-reet Crockidyle streeps, or do stuf youz wud do on da goreeeela powerpoint teeng-a-ma-bob-ster! But watevah youz does, DO IT IN CROC-SPEAK!!!! THXBAI!<--- THXBAI meens thanks bye incase you were wondering.
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